Think Outside The Bell

YUM , the parent company of both Taco Bell and KFC is
undergoing yet another tragedy this week after 5 customers
died and others became ill with E. coli poisoning at a Taco Bell restaurant.
It has not been determined yet if the source of the E. coli
can be traced to a malfunction in the heating lamps or from the
dirty plastic gloves of the workers. As a means of consolation,
Taco Bell will be giving out an extra paper bag with every meal
so its customers can cut out the middle man and flush it directly down the toilet.