The [What The Fuck] Of The Week

Keith Richards, longtime guitarist for The Rolling Stones admitted in an interview this week
that he snorted the ashes of his cremated father along with some cocaine. I don't know the exact follow-up quote, but it was something to the extent of - he wouldn't have given a shit about it.
In related news, avid Rolling Stones fans are awaiting the death of Keith Richards to place a bid on his ashes. Says insider, "Keith's ashes have got to be the most potent high on the planet. The man was high on copious amounts of coke and heroin for at least 40 years. Expect bids starting anywhere from ten dollars and peaking at ten thousand."